"Oh, dude, Microsoft bought Minecraft for two-and-a-half billion dollars." [x]
take your hand off the glass.
give me the catnip
@petewentz: Teaching a DIY punk arts and crafts class right now
Everyone watch this movie.
This movie is so under-rated and amazing
TW for themes of pedophila and CSA.
Hey, Karen, it’s Lip. I just wanted to give you an update, wherever the fuck you are. Uh, you’re kid - he’s doing great. Um, your mom, and ex-husband - they’re, um, they’re also doing great. My dad, who… you fucked, he’s doing great. And uh, I’m doing really, really great. Just in case you were wondering. […] You selfish, ignorant, heinous piece of dog shit. Thank you, for leaving and never coming back! You… We all owe you a huge fucking favor. You rock.
CAN YOU ALL NOT BE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE
WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS